Genesis - The Beginning of the Syrian Revolution

In the beginning God created Heaven and called it “Syria”. And God said, “Let there be light and Peace,” and there was light and Peace. God saw that the light and Peace were good, and he was pleased.

And God said, “Let there be a love”. So God made the hearts of Syrian filled with love for peace.” God saw that the love was good, and he was pleased. Then God created the Jewel of all and called it “Freedom”, and the Syrians fell in love with Freedom. And it was so. Freedom became the ultimate goal of Syrians.

Then God created the beasts of the Earth, and the Beast of Syria was called Assad. Assad did not love peace or light; above all he hated Freedom. He oppressed the Syrians, murdered their sons and raped their daughters.

The people of Syria loved Freedom more than anything else in Heaven or Earth. And God said, “Let the people of Syria rise against the Beast” And it was so. Syrians rose against the beast of Syria, the so called Assad, but they rose in peace and love for each other, even distributed flowers of peace and love to the soldiers of Assad, in hope that their humanity would prevail and they return the love for their oppressed brothers and sisters. And God saw that it was good and blessed the Syrians.

Then the Beast was displeased and said, “Let there be war against Freedom. Let the people of Syria suffer and die so I could remain in power.” Thus the Beast unleashed his legions, his birds of fire, and all kinds of weapons in his arsenal, even the “gas of death”, to destroy Syria, kill the Syrian people and kill Freedom.

And God saw that and he was very displeased, so he blessed the Freedom Fighters of Syria to take up arms against oppression and Genocide and fight for Freedom, to fight the Beast and his legions.

Nonetheless, the Beast was cunning, and he released the last arrow in his arsenal of death, people killing in the name of God, so that the cause be lost and Freedom Fighters kill each other instead, and the Beast was very pleased.

Then God was very displeased and said, “I created mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may love each other, and live in peace and freedom.” And the Beast of Syria laughed and laughed and the sky rained barrels of death, the air breathed poison and the rocks spat fire and destruction. Syria was destroyed and its people became refugees in all corners of the earth.

God saw all the Beast had made, and it was not good. And there the people of Syria looked up to God in despair and said, “God; you are our only refuge from the Beast”, and then God answered their payers and created the “Syrian Revolution”.

Max O’Reilly